McDonald’s Responds to Kanye West

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For those that have been glued to Frank Ocean’s ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ Zine, would have noticed an odd poem written by Kanye West on the inside pages. Not afraid to write about anything strange, Kanye penned these words…

 

“McDonalds Man McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie”

The next best thing to actually reading them, is hearing Joey Badass rap them aloud on HOT97 Radio show.

McDonald’s though aren’t shy when it comes to responding in public to things written about them – they we’re quick to come up with a reply of their own via a cleverly written rap.

Fries anyone…?